don’t get me started on alonka
What a dickhead.
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated
this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are
TONY ABBOT caught attempting to signal REPTILIAN OVERLORDS on LIVE TV
Can we talk about the time I accidentally tagged Maggie Sith to a post
Amazing actresses + being friends with each other
- “Being a person is getting too complicated.”— Margaret Atwood, The Edible Woman (via narobe)
- “Don’t step on the floor, the floor is lava!!!”—
Children of Pompeii, 79 AD
That’s over I am back to being my fabulously single self and I love it ! I should feel sad but I am kind of relieved. I stood up for myself and...